GNOMES !!

Welcome to the Gnome Garden of Fear and Wonder

Here are some scary (and some not-so-scary) gnomes. Move your mouse over the pictures to find out more...

Viewed from afar: an allegedly benign gnome from Robin Hood's Bay on the Yorkshire Coast. Click here to visit Robin Hood's Bay and see this chap in his home environment.

A little closer: that same allegedly benign gnome from Robin Hood's Bay on the Yorkshire Coast. Click here to visit Robin Hood's Bay and see this chap in his home environment.

Perhaps too close for comfort: a close up view of that allegedly benign gnome from Robin Hood's Bay on the Yorkshire Coast. Click here to visit Robin Hood's Bay and see this chap in his home environment.

That same ghastly mining gnome - a little closer

Oh no - it's THAT one again !! Click here to enter a whole new realm of horror..

An abusive gnome apparition, as photographed in a snowbound car park in the French Alps sometime in March 2007

Another allegedly benign gnome from Robin Hood's Bay on the Yorkshire Coast. Click here to visit Robin Hood's Bay and see this chap in his home environment.

Gnomes can be disturbing. They are probably best left well alone.
Buy some non-gnome related gifts instead.

Other Gnome Related Websites

If you really must see more gnomes, then check out the following (externally maintained) gnome related web sites, web pages and videos:

The Army of Subscription Gnomes
(positively incomprehensible gnome video on YouTube)

Greenpoint Log Dog Blog
(blog entry contains photo of Hallowe'en Gnomes)

Fear and Little Men - Alien Abduction by Gnomes and Fairies
(another YouTube video - but be warned, this one is completely deranged !)

MySpace
(because even evil bloodsucking gnomes can have friends !)

If you know of a suitably twisted gnome related website that you would like to suggest for inclusion in the above list, then please contact Eagle Intermedia.

LET THE GNOME MEYHEM COMMENCE !!!